Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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chickens
I once had a freind who lived on a Farm when we were younger. One cold winters morning he was off school and decided to enjoy a morning walk taking in the countryside and the like - he was only bout 7 or 8 at the time and being from the country lacked knowledge. He went into the chicken coup thing and was looking around and decided that the chickens were cold - so he decided to light a small fire to warm them up - he left after about 5 mins feeling he had done them a favour - however his dad comes running into the house about 10 minutes later screaming that the Chicken Coup was on fire.
Result a lot of dead birds and chicken for tea for the next month
( , Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:47, Reply)
I once had a freind who lived on a Farm when we were younger. One cold winters morning he was off school and decided to enjoy a morning walk taking in the countryside and the like - he was only bout 7 or 8 at the time and being from the country lacked knowledge. He went into the chicken coup thing and was looking around and decided that the chickens were cold - so he decided to light a small fire to warm them up - he left after about 5 mins feeling he had done them a favour - however his dad comes running into the house about 10 minutes later screaming that the Chicken Coup was on fire.
Result a lot of dead birds and chicken for tea for the next month
( , Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:47, Reply)
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