Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Don'tTape up a firework in a telephone directory and ignite it in a phonebox. Some loathsome burbery-type-wearing individual entertained himself with such practices recently in my area and was made public enemy number one on my local news. I can't believe the stupid reporter actually told everyone how to do it and then said it would be foolish to try repeating such an act of terrible danger!
...now where did i put the selotape?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:56, Reply)
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