Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Cub ScoutsI remember once on a trip to Kabul with the Cub Scouts (which was funded by my uncle George as a special Easter treat) we would sit around the camp fire singing songs like:- Go easy on the gravy Cecil theres plenty to go around, and:- Put your mouth around my organ and I'll fiddle with your pastie. What fun we had. Anyway on the said trip we met a shy but loving old Afgan lady. She would prepare food carefully for us and nurse our cuts and bruises.....Ahhh so sweet. We killed her.
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