Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Hi
Can you do me a couple of favours.
Ring Mum and tell her I've picked up the Pork Chops (my mobile's on the blink)
And can you tape Eastenders tonite (I wont be back in time).
See you later alligator
( , Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:24, Reply)
Can you do me a couple of favours.
Ring Mum and tell her I've picked up the Pork Chops (my mobile's on the blink)
And can you tape Eastenders tonite (I wont be back in time).
See you later alligator
( , Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:24, Reply)
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