Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Respecting our eldersWhen I was about 9, a couple of my schoolmates used to have poorly-paid jobs delivering those rubbish free papers. We never, of course, delivered the papers, but instead took them to green-belt land where we would set fire to them. One time, we got caught out by an elderly lady, who managed to get hold of my mate's BMX. My mate wrenched the bike off her, shouting in his scariest 9 year-old's voice: "Get off my fucking bike, bitch!". Priceless.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:52, Reply)
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