Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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My Brotherstarted a forest fire... we were living in a small neighbourhood in germany with a forest nearby. Me and a mate (Alex) used to go into the woods and dig trenches and play wargames and that sort of crap - oh and start fires - only, small and sensible ones with a proper pit and rocks around it and that. My brother and his mate Gareth, went off to do the same thing and came back later that day covered in soot and followed by the sound of fire engines... My dad: "Tell me honestly son, and I won't get mad (lying bastard). Did you start that fire?" My brother kept the straightest fucking face of his life, he could have been playing poker. "No," he said.... twelve years later at a party; "Dad, remember that forest fire I told you i didn't start?", "Yes son," "I started it." "I know." man....
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