I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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But there was the time I set fire to the curtains using only a toaster and some bread :S ... and the countless times ive accidentaly lit small fires on myself (im not sure how)
oh how interesting im not!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:27, Reply)
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