Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Dear insignificantsnivellinglittleturdDear young man. I am the strange man of which you talk of on that bus. I am slightly deaf and instead of using Oil OF Cloves i infact used Oil Of Gloves and have since conracted arthritis of the ears. Anyway you should come and sit next to me on the bus next time, your very cute you know!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:39, Reply)
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