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I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?

(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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this one time...
Some friends and I were playing with a Roman candle, and my idiot friend somehow stuck in the ground upside down. When it went off it went sailing intothe air and landed across the street, setting a neighbors lawn on fire. It burned a hole in the grass about ten feet in diameter before we managed to put it out. I then found out that this neighbor happened to be the chief of the local fire department. Luckilly, we covered the burnt spot with leaves and no one ever found out.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 20:26, Reply)

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