Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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hehehe...ello. I am like 14 and i am a little crazy..hyper crazy, not litterally insaine. somehow i always end up almost burning my house down.Did you know that chocolate burns...trust me.. when you put chocolate *half wrapped* it starts smoking and then it burns the wrapper and like the chocolate after the fyre goes out leaves it REALLY smelly and it turns hard. its kinda weird...but by putting a chocolate bar in the microwave i almost burnt my grandmas house down...not good!
another time..accually today. i was gonna make myself a pulled-pork sandwhich. and i was like doing my homework and not really paying attention, next thing i knew the fire alarms are like screaming! the next thing i thought was "OMG THE TOAST" and i ran to the kitchen, the toast was on fire and i didnt know what to do..so i threw the whole toaster in the sink..smart right?! lol
my friend stephie said "You little pyro" and "I think you should be supervised when using toasters" after i told her what i did...haha! hum, i really should stop drinking coffee in the mornings!
i wunder why pyros have bad sush speling
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