
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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we were all in this dormitory (me and a few mates-all teenagers with lighters and deodorant) and we thought if fire eating worked if u ate deodorant and spat it into the lighter. sadly the girls had gone and told the adult bloke wankers what we were doin and they came runnin in as i was lightin the lighter...bastards...
( , Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:59, Reply)
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