Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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crimes with no evidencewe used to have a winding river through the school ground. Trick was to get a metal 44 gallon rubbish bin, hold it over the water, and agitate the weed in the river with a stick for 5mins. Hey presto. Methane bubbles up, is lighter than air and you got gallons of methane. Light it and - VERY LOUD EXPLOSION!! The most we ever ignated was three drums at once. The cops and a fire truck came each and every time.
another fun trick is to drop a piece of dry ice into a plastic 2 litre coke bottle, screw the lid on and put it into a rubbish bin in the CBD. 5mins later the expanding co2 blows the arse out of the bottle from the inside. It's as loud as a shotgun. We once did this with a carload of bottles and a bin full of dry ice on a busy friday night. It got into the papers.
The beauty of both of these tricks is that there is no evidence left at the scene of the crime.
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hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 1:55,
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