Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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AHHH! yesIm still in trouble with the landlord
I melted a big stripe in the middle of the new carpet!
I had a can of lighter gas, as u do, and i was experimenting with it as a flame-thrower (u can see this is gonna get worse, but i didnt) anyway, i was happily making the ceeling sooty and making big flames, when i turned the can upside down. A load of the liquid came out instead of gas, and went on the floor, burning as it went! AHHH panic!! i stamped on it but alas, the damage was done, and fluffy carpet was no more. (its gone all crispy (its not edible (i tried to bite it) unfortunately) rather like a plastic ski-slope)
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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 2:36,
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