Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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The Great Chipmunk Fire of '79Was started when a cipmunk entered my garage and ingested some fertiliser and then ran into a can of kerosene. It turned into a tiny little teeny little flying molotov cocktail and ran amok through the town, completely levelling the whole neighbourhood west of Newtons Hardware store
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