Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Ahh yesI find that Clotted Crream Fudge, when heated to the correct temperature can aid the process of nasal hair removal once sniffed. Also i would like to point out that I have a huge cock. My ugly (Ya wouldnt take her night fishing) bitch of a neighbor pointed this out to me as it was crowing to her over the fence one crisp july morning. Oh yes, and one more thing while I'm on the subject, Its now been scientifically proven that dwarfs are more affectionate in general that dogs......
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