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I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?

(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Back in the day,
when I was a wee chillblain, me and a mate were larking about in my garden in the middle of the summer. Now, there was this huge pile of dry leaves, wood, bits of tree sitting at the end of the garden, which my dad had expressly forbidden us to go near - so what do we do? Yep, 2 matches later it's a towering inferno, setting light to the trees at the end of our garden and getting mighty close to next doors garage. Cue me, my mate and my dad running back and forth with buckets of water and the hose. Oh how we chuckled afterwards...
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 10:08, Reply)

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