Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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You'd never have knownI discovered recently that M&M's make perfect eye protectors for gerbils. And, Ladies, never expect your man to kiss you goodnight after you've finsihed Gargling his baby gravy.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 11:04, Reply)
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