Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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For Sale1969 Laminated chipboard Wardrobe.
Painted Orange, 1 broken mirror (other mirror missing).
Smells of piss.
All sensible offers considered - buyer collects.
(A similar wardrobe recently sold on Ebay for £3400 - admittedly the left door had been signed by all 4 Beatles and it didn't smell of piss)
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 11:11,
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