Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Fire?I vaguely remember a schooltrip i was lucky enough to be able to go on to London. Strangely my mother paid for it as a special christmas gift. Anyway, i think it was in 1666 and I was walking down Pudding Lane. Me and one young slut i knew were enjoying a sly cigarette when this fuckpig of a teacher approached. Quickly i discarded the said cigarette into a nearby dustbin. Luckily to my knowledge the teacher didn't find it and the day ended without any further drama. Phew!!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 12:07, Reply)
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