Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Kids quest for SantaAs a kid, I though I would be a - funny, and b - clever, if I stuck my head up a chimney in front of my friends, to see if Santa was up there.
He wasn't.
But I set my hair on fire, as an early Christmas present to myself. I tried to hide it from my parents, but burning hair stinks the house up worse than cat piss.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 12:15, Reply)
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