Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Lighters and EyebrowsI rememeber this kid at the college where I used to 'work?' at kept asking me for a light for his cigarette. This got annoying after a week of telling the 'chav' bastard to buy his own. Anyway one day I constructed a very special lighter just for this guy. When he asked me for a light I pulled out the modified lighter and gave him a light, the flame being about 2 foot high, proceeded to burn the hair on his eyebrows away. This was 12 years ago, I saw him just the other day and he has to put eye liner on to make it look like he has eye brows. What a bastard I am :)
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 12:39, Reply)
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