Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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New and fun toysWell, I bought a zippo lighter off ebay a few months ago and hadn't got around to buying fluid until yesterday. But last weekend my very drunk self and my very drunk friends decided I needed to put lighter fluid in it, but what kind?? BUTANE of course! (very very bad ideah) So i srapyed butane all over the inside of the lighter, and a little onto the lighter itself. When I tried to light it, it decided to ignite my whole hand. So what do I do??? Drop the fucking thing onto an alcohol covered card table. YES, I am a geius when I am drunk! So here are three drunk people trying to blow out a bunch of flaming cards, while drunk as piss.
Good times, good times.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:15,
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