Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Napalm birthday...OK, a friend of mine and I have been "joking" about the internet being nothing but porn and instructions for making your own napalm.
Well, up comes Miku's birthday and I thought it would be hilarious to give him a bottle of "household napalm" as the label eventually would say. He had a pretty big party at a bar so the present got the attention it deserved. Good gift.
Some time later the napalm turned from "ha ha, funny gift" to "let's go somewhere and try it out". Said and done, we took the stuff and went to a pretty quiet place to light it up. At first it didn't seem to do much so we poured quite a lot more on the ground. Note that this was done on gravel and thus perfectly safe. What we didn't take into consideration was the fact that this particular kind of household napalm has a tendency to create a shitload of black smoke when it eventually caught fire. Another thing we didn't think about that the gentle breeze was heading in the exact direction of the nearest houses.
Good thing was that we had a good smoke-screen for our not so grand exit.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:36, Reply)
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