My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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Lisa Whitney, aged 5, i walked past the girls' toilets at schoolshe called me, lifted her skirt and flashed her fanny at me.*
12 years later i started going out with her, and we've now been together for 13 years with 2 kids: awww, bless.
But what she doesn't know is that i already had the horn for Barbara Windsor's bum in Carry on Henry. It made my willy stick up and everything.
*British fanny, but the yank version would have been allright as well.
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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 20:01,
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