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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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my uncle's winky.
it went all stiff. i didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:16, 13 replies)
you realise
you have opened the door to the paof2ish to post inaproriate stories of abuse & sadness. Shame on you
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:20, closed)
shhhh - i'm laying a TRAP.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:21, closed)
I'm laying YOUR MUM.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)
again, best of luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:30, closed)
Thanks - I'll need it - it's a big job, but I'm man enough for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:33, closed)
So's her mum.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:05, closed)
The size of her dick is quite daunting.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:18, closed)
if you think this is in any way bothering me, think again.
i haven't seen the Mother in four years. hell, strangle her and dump her in the river once you're done, if you like. i can have my inheritance then.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:20, closed)
Eau cointreau, my lady.
It is merely a bit of joshuaing - no harm is meant by it, quite the opposite. If I thought it would bother you (which I do now) I would not start it in the first place.

I feel terrible now.

But then again, so does your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, closed)
arf. pass the cointreau.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, closed)
Yes you did
Though you may not have realised it at the time. Consquently you now seek out men who resemble your uncle for sexual encounters.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:25, closed)
uncle mike? what are YOU doing here?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:34, closed)
Arousal
Flakes
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:14, closed)

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