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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Probably one of the first times that I ever thought about sex. I mean, I probably thought about it before, but not in the clinical, factual manner that I realised after hearing the following phrase/joke:

"If you smoke after sex, you probably did it too fast..."

I never really got that joke, but when I did, a whole new world opened up to me: I realised that sex involved copulation and physical movements. With a girl.

I must have been 12 or 13 or so.
(Bassie999, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:34, 4 replies)
wears the soap
yes it does doesn't it
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:31, closed)
Where's the soap?
In the soap dish, where it usually is.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:28, closed)
How does a woman hold her liquor?
By the ears
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:50, closed)
Welcome to the Innuendo Saloon
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:29, closed)

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