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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

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Kenny Everett's Cupid Stunt

was very confusing to an unformed sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:44, 18 replies)
But now you're comfortable with your homosexuality?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:53, closed)
I wouldn't say comfortable.
I mean, I haven't told the girlfriend yet.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:54, closed)
I wouldn't say comfortable
because the bastard still refuses to use lube.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:03, closed)
Ooh, Cleo Roccas!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:02, closed)
Would

(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:08, closed)
Ditto Jimmy Krankie...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:04, closed)
Eww.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:17, closed)
Eww would.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:22, closed)
Someone posted a nude Jimmy Krankie to the main board, some years back.
I've never really recovered.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:27, closed)
Chist, I'm not surprised.
I'm going to struggle to get over just having imagined it.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:28, closed)
A grown woman in a school uniform
It ticks all the boxes...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:34, closed)
In Viz someone wrote in about fancying "Wee Jimmy Krankie"
and that now they didn't know if they were straight, gay, or a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:41, closed)
I think someone also wrote in about having a fantasy where they were being wanked off by Jeremy Beadle. Using his withered hand.
Not really related, but I thought I'd mention it...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:48, closed)
Jeremey Beadle had a tiny cock.
On the other hand, it was quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:54, closed)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:26, closed)
Win

(I helped save b3ta! lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:53, closed)
I was idly enjoying a picture of a naked asian woman
when I realised it was the woman who plays Po in Teletubbies.

Thankfully my kids are too old to watch Teletubbies any more; I think it would be confusing now...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:13, closed)
Pui Fan Le, or somesuch?
Turned up as a lesbian in some C4 drama, or something, and now regularly presents CBeebies shows. Something to wreck my kids' childhood memories with in the future, anyway.
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