First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Not the first, but definately the worstI was 23, and still living at home. My girlfriend at the time and I were discussing(arguing about) something or other. I knew my mom knew the answer, so I ran upstairs to my parents' bedroom, opened the door, and I saw: My mom on her back, legs bent at 45 degree angles, with my dad between them, getting ready to go munching around beantown. Dad looked up at me and said "Can I help you?"
"Nevermind, I forgot what I was gonna ask." Was my reply.
I went back downstairs, scarred, and for the first and only time in my life (so far), I wasn't able to get it up with my girlfriend later on.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:41, 3 replies)
no wonder you're such a fucking mental.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:27,
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There's nothing so debilitatingas walking in on your parents.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:37,
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there are things you can't unseeand then there's really fucked up shit like that
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