First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Retching hilarityThe first gag inducing porn so it'll do...
In my very late teens at the time, a few of us were at a mates flat and the vhs was aired.
Classic late 70s stylee, set by a pool where the boyish blonde pool boy was making eyes at the rather fit black lady with big jugs in the bikini.
They begin to get it on. If pays several minutes attention to her ample breasts. If makes his was down to beantown and
FLOP!
A substantial alabama blacksnake slithers out from its lycra lair, followed immediately by the first dialogue. The voice was that of James Earl Jones after 40 marlboro and a litre of wild turkey;
"Suck my cock you JIVE MUTHA FUCKER"
Still makes of cock to even think of it now.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)
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