First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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AT THE FOOTBALLFourteen or more 12 year olds gathered around a Colour Climax "Nurses and Doctors" special at the front of the Choir at the Falkirk - St Johnson game at the former Brockville Stadium (in 1971) was never going to attract the attention of the Old Bill was it?
One confiscated hard-core porn mag later my mate had to explain to his really pissed-off brother why there was a big rectangular space underneath his mattress where his much thumbed and slightly sticky jizz mag had formely resided.
Meanwhile, I assume, at the local nick various rozzers would be looking as open mouthed as me when they came to realise that all hot Dutch nurses only ever have sex when their clunges are apparently covered in whipped cream and have a glace cherry on top.
No wonder my first attempts at sex were such utter disasters.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
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