First rude thing I ever saw
Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Lindsay XXXXX's minge at age 8 (me) she was about 10, a case of you show me yours I'll show you mine. Still one of my better memories.
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Pota Toes, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:08,
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You're wanking to the memory of a child's fanny?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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He'll probably now argue that it's not noncing because she's older than him.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:00,
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Its ok because of Quantum
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Pota Toes, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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I have pondered the quandary myself many times for many years
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Pota Toes, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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As I said before you deleted your post like a defensive nonce cunt, it's not stopped you wanking over the memory, has it?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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Was it the LazyTown defence?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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By that argument
Fantasizing about Marilyn Munroe would be necrophilia...
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:27,
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What's the Lazytown defence?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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'It can't be noncing they're legal now'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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Ah, thanks.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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I understood that to be the "Natalie Portman" defence
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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Now known
As the "Emma Watson" defence
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Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:19,
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