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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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You're wanking to the memory of a child's fanny?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:54, 2 replies)
He'll probably now argue that it's not noncing because she's older than him.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:00, closed)

Its ok because of Quantum
(Pota Toes, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:13, closed)
I have pondered the quandary myself many times for many years

(Pota Toes, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:12, closed)
As I said before you deleted your post like a defensive nonce cunt, it's not stopped you wanking over the memory, has it?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:21, closed)
Was it the LazyTown defence?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:06, closed)
By that argument
Fantasizing about Marilyn Munroe would be necrophilia...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:27, closed)
What's the Lazytown defence?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:40, closed)
'It can't be noncing they're legal now'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:10, closed)
Ah, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:49, closed)
I understood that to be the "Natalie Portman" defence

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:18, closed)
Now known
As the "Emma Watson" defence
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:19, closed)

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