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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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3 naked bodies for the price of 1
On school watersports* camp, final year of comp I missed out on seeing E unclothed after the tent doors were held wide open and she was assisted outside mid change as I had gone for a walk with L and come back disappointed. In the interests of equality the following day I was attacked and had four girls trying to turn my naked body over on the bed. In my defence the Bristol Channel is very cold and had had an effect on what was most definitely at that moment Little JVZ.

My first live naked female was on a youth weekend that summer. Wonderful weather and T had spent most of the time filling a bikini leading to some moments of discomfort in my shorts. Can't remember the exact sequence of events but T had gone for a shower and B and I found ourselves outside the toilet block. B opened the shower cubicle using a pen knife. A brief glimpse of ample boobage before her arms covered them and then the shock as my eyes moved down. This was the 1980s and the Mayfair a friend had borrowed from his father's collection, my only other viewing of lady bits had contained hirsute women. Trimmed a bit maybe but still with pubes. T didn't appear to have any hair down there as she quickly slammed the cubicle door. I still feel it was rather unfair that she included me in the bollocking as I just happened to be stood there when B opened the door.

* You all know very well what I mean by watersports in this context.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 22:07, 2 replies)
Honest m'lud
I was just standing there minding my own business when...
(, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 8:03, closed)
You get turned on by naked letters?
Sesame street must be like porn to you.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:23, closed)

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