*APPLAUSE*
For a brilliantly written humorous post - in the true spirit of B3ta \o/

For all I have the utmost admiration for chickenlady's restraint regarding some of the replies here, I am not blessed with such delicate tact. This fine lady has raised two splendid sons, despite many challenges - anyone wanting to pick at *their perception of* her morals can plough through me first xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 2:01, 2 replies)

Yeah
and they'll have to fight their way past me first too.


I also happen to agree with her. I'm glad we don't have a boy, as trying to pick your way through the minefield that is porn on the internet while they are young, developing people can be no easy task.

I have nothing but sympathy for girls growing up these days trying to live up to boys' expectations of what a woman is and what they are expected to do for a boy.

Not all girls will want to engage in anal or have cum sprayed all over their faces when they finally find a young man to have a relationship with, but if this is what they've been wanking over for the last five years, they will surely feel let down if their partner wants simple intercourse under the covers before they gain a bit of confidence.

Or am I wrong?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:13, closed)

Aww
You're both too kind. :)

The fiver is in the post, as normal
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:55, closed)

I like this reply
*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:42, closed)