First World ProblemsOnemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Once my butler brought my breakfast in, and the kedgeree was slightly cool.I can't tell you how upsetting it was.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:34,
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But did the charlatan use hens eggs?I always get mine to use quails eggs.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:35,
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Good god man, he's simply incompetent, not a ruffian!But nevertheless I fired him immediately.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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I get my butler to whisk the omelette with his penis.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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By "whisk the omlette" do you actually mean"penetrate my rectum"?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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You should know lover boy.*Pats Vagabond on ass*
*Deleting posts Vag? Tsk tsk tsk.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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I believe this might be the samecove that I dismissed last year for failing to keep an adequate stock of peeled madagascan olives for my martini.
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Take the sunglasses off the plate, and eat the fucking kedgeree...
...no?
I'll get my coat...
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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