Ha!
Don't get me started on the hands-free soap-dispenser. My daughter's going through a germ-paranoia phase at the moment (watching her attempt to lift the kitchen bin lid with her foot is particularly hilarious). She asked for a hands-free soap dispenser for Christmas. "They're great!" she told me. "You don't get germs on your hand from touching the soap pump!"

I did make a foolhardy attempt to explain the flaw in this logic. I tried to patiently talk her through the process. "OK, so worst case scenario, you touch the soap pump, and it's crawling with germs. Caked with bacteria. And they all get on your hand. WHAT WAS THE NEXT THING YOU WERE GOING TO DO??? DIRECTLY AFTER PRESSING DOWN THE SOAP PUMP TO DISPENSE SOME SOAP??? WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT SOAP ANYWAY???"

Apparently that's not the point.
(costas, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:30, 1 reply)

I did post something about this a couple of weeks ago.
But Search doesn't seem to be being friendly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:31, closed)

no I didnt

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:50, closed)

Oh but I did.
Welcome to duality and the Multiple Personality Club.
So says you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:11, closed)