Spoilt Students
Around 1999 I was a mature student in London on my way home with a flatmate on a night bus. We were on the upper deck near the front, and in front of us right by the big windsreen were some young students. All the gobbiest one whittered on about was what car his mummy and daddy were getting for him, and how he hoped it wasn't going to be such-&-such a model or whatever colour.

So I grabbed him by the head and smashed him through the window in such a way he fell into the road directly in front of the bus, his head bursting like an over-ripe melon filled with ketchup as the front wheel went over him, his ribcage splintering like an over-cooked rack of lamb and his legs splaying out behind like an over-done spatchcock chicken left out in the sun for too long. Or something.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:37, 4 replies)

...and then
his supermodel mummy sucked you off, in the back of her Accord?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:39, closed)

A real man would have strangled everyone
else on the bus afterwards.

Wimp.
(username failed moderation, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:42, closed)

and
raped the bodies
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:52, closed)

What makes you think...
...I didn't do that? Fucking knackering. Nearly put me back out.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:23, closed)