I'll have you know I'm a Flying Blue member.
I have an Ivory membership for KLM, Air France and other Skyteam operators.
Sounds vaguelly good until you realise it's like Nector Points and you have to travel about 20,000 miles a year to get one upgrade to a slightly bigger seat with a free newspaper.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:51, 1 reply)

Me too
Ivory is such a nice way to say white, i.e. bog standard.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:53, closed)

Indeed.
What gets me is I got no benefit whatsoever from it but just got a few more SPAM emails. It even stopped working after the first time I used it for electronic check-in.
I got mine because I was flying to Scandiwegia about three or four times a year, thinking I might get something from it but I was nowhere near. I think you'd have to fly every week to the US to qualify for an upgrade (the miles I mentioned in my previous post probably weren't correct before anyone gets pedantic).

I feel I had to share the above as it is in the spirit of QOTW.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)

Oi!
Take that bbcode shit elsewhere! This is a decent internet message board I'll have you know.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:19, closed)

Bah, bloody posh fora!
I've fixed it now, Mr Picky.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:41, closed)