They rely on people walking past them and not listening.
If you stand directly opposite them and listen to what they're saying, and ask awkward questions when what they're saying doesn't make sense, they can't fuck off fast enough. Of course, it helps that I probably know the Bible better than they do, and that I'm a completely pedantic bastard when it comes to points of logic.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:37, 1 reply)

Hmmm
If I encounter one over the weekend, I think I might have a bit of fun with them. The bit about selling your children if you go into debt should be fun.

Or stoning your child to death if he's rebellious. Anything along those lines really.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:56, closed)

Not wearing garments made of two different cloths is my favourite

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:19, closed)

All that stuff about Noah bringing anteaters onto the Ark
etc
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:03, closed)