Fuck you George r.r.martin
so i'm sitting by the pool on holiday, reading the fifth in his seemingly neverending series of novels, more cliffhangers than pages, every book leaving more questions than the last, when my kobo informs me it's the end of the book. right, i think. time for the next one.
except he hasn't shitting well fiinished it yet!
NOW what am i supposed to do?
it's between the free bar and the sauna. FML.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:38, 5 replies)

Drown yourself in the pool.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:08, closed)

The fat cunt'll die before he finishes it, the twat!
(evilneb nothing to see here, move along.., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:34, closed)

I read the lot recently..
When I got to the end of the latest one, I felt lost. So I read some of his other stuff. Try Fevre Dream..

He's a brilliant man. Needs to speed up the writing, but brilliant nonetheless.
( Evilsprinkles Shitting glitter, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:25, closed)

As an aspiring novelist ...
I hate the guy.

210,000 words per novel and none wasted.

His writing is just brilliant. And when you run out of his novels, you have to bleat your fury on teh interwebs. Would that I could write that well.

His only flaw is the serious affectation of adding the initials R.R. to his name. I mean, we've all wanted to be Tolkien's long lost bastard child, but really ... come on.
(Que?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:53, closed)

CF.
Rosemary Kierstein,

8 Bloody years so far and not a sign that she's even considering writing the last two books in the series...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:27, closed)