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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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I wonder if those new guns that silence crowds
will work on babies.
Will reflecting their own crying back at them 0.2s after they emit it cause the same kind of dissonance that it does with normal speech?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:25, 2 replies)
I don't know
but I reckon a hammer would do the trick just as well.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:51, closed)
Take that hammer ...
to your own bollocks.

For the good of humanity and the health of the gene pool, or else you will one day find yourself in jail having shaken your most recent defacto's crotch fruit to death, or eternal gimphood.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:09, closed)
Hi welcome to B3ta.
Whilst you may have not noticed yet, this is a place where people occasionally make jokes. Some of them deemed "sick" or "offensive". There was a book about it a few years ago, you can probably find it on Amazon.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:22, closed)
Erm, Hi
But can I ask that you take the hammer to your own bollocks anyway ?

Not out of some intent to make a point, just because it it would make me laugh...

Thank you.

Or possibly "Cheers".
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:25, closed)
Ok,
but just for you.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:48, closed)
No.
Discovered that when baby monitor parent bit was too close to the base station. The baby just seems to take the feedback as encouragment.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:33, closed)

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