My Mother
who is retired, was complaining to me on the phone last night that her and my Dad are due to go on holiday to South East Asia for three weeks, starting next week, but she doesn't really feel like she's had a proper break as she only got back from five weeks in Tenerife a fortnight ago.

Apparently she can't even find the motivation to start packing.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:40, 8 replies)

It's nice that they're pissing your inheritance up the wall though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:04, closed)

Hehe
I'd only spend it on beer. They seem to be enjoying their retirement, at least.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:12, closed)

pretty sure i'd rather have my parents love than this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:30, closed)

Yeah.
Your mum's a right old cow.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:17, closed)

Jamaica?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:26, closed)

nah, she went of her own accord
Sorry
Somebody had to
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:28, closed)

Well, yes...
...I thought I already had, though...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:28, closed)

Going on holiday is pretty stressful anyway.
Poor her
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 2:31, closed)