First World ProblemsOnemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Who are youtalking to?
We're talking about babies. How would you discipline a crying baby?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:06, 1 reply)
He hasn't gotone of those.
I'll just punch the guy complaining about it in the face instead.
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And you think starting a fight in front of your baby is setting a good example?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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I'm 100% alpha male. No harm in starting him early.
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To be fair, I just said I'd kick his baby in it's non existent cunt.A punch in the face is the least I'd deserve. I doubt the baby will even notice. What with being to busy crying and being shit and pointless.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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BUt punching a baby is only likely to increase the intensity of its screaming. It will definitely increase the intensiy of its faecal production.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:30,
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Tie it in a sack,put it in the hold. Everyone is happy. Except the baby. But who gives a shit? It will be in the hold.
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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:47,
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