My fave 'First World Problem' story, sorry I cannot recall the sauce, may have been on here:
A couple go to Burger King (other burger joints are available!) and the staff aren't ready yet as they've just opened, so they sit the couple down with a free drink each till they are, but they forgot the straw.

The man then sits and moans and sulks about not having a straw and awaits, maddened and glowering at the staff and his untouched drink, for them to issue one, till eventually, unable to stand this any more, the mrs takes the tops off and says,'Let me show you how to use a sippy cup, darling!'

Made me LOL!
( ..wil, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:51, 14 replies)

Was it Barbeque?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:03, closed)

*shrugs*
Haidunno!
( ..wil, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:05, closed)

It's OK
I've got my bike outside.
(username failed moderation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:06, closed)

I've got a Bollywood Film Set outside.
True story.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:10, closed)

Aren't the straws normally in a dispenser on the counter,
for the customers to help themselves?
Or has austerity spelled the end for free access to straws? I shall be writing to my MP!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:11, closed)

I bet your MP has HP Sauce.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:12, closed)

*nudge*
*wink*
etc.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:17, closed)

I went into a Burger King once
and asked for a bacon double cheeseburger.
The girl looked at me straight in the eye and said "We've got no doubles left, only singles".
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:06, closed)

That sounds like the worlds worst flirting

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:14, closed)

Why was she serving?
Surely she should've been in the kitchen?
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:24, closed)

That doesn't make any sense
Was she really that stupid?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:41, closed)

Unless they'd stopped cooking,
and were just selling off what was left on the warmer?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)

The woman takes her top off?
Hubba hubba
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:27, closed)

I read that as takes her tops off too.
I like breasts.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:12, closed)