Yeh take a guy who's been brought up to believe in sin and discovered he has 'sinful tendencies', ie would quite like to have some sex,
let him join a cult of god bothering good-book waving power mongers into self flagellation and abstinence in the hope it will 'cure him'of said sinful urges, whilst maintaining a veneer of sexless trust and sinless purity in public, then allow the severely repressed and by now completely sexually obsessed frock wearing mind-fuck to take your child behind closed doors.

What could possibly go wrong!?
( ..wil, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:04, 1 reply)

Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers

( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:43, closed)

I am SO stealing that line!!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:17, closed)

...like I did.
From Graham Linehan.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:00, closed)