First World ProblemsOnemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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My bag of 40 fish fingers (£2 at Iceland)had 41 fish fingers in it. I'm outraged. How very dare they lie on the packaging?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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Are you sure you didn't get a bag of 40-ish fingers, by accident?(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:33, closed)
Bloody hell, that's good.You don't fancy swapping wits, do you?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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I can't help thinking that I'd be selling you a lemon, there.That was quite possibly my best ever line on here. I can't see me topping it, if I'm honest with myself...
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Fair enough.Shame it was in the crap pun part of QOTW, so I'm probably the only person who saw it.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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can we close this site now? I don't think PKM's genuinley fantastic gag can be topped and more to the point I don't want it to be.
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