Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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The things I do to "fit in"Candles, soft music, loads of gentle foreplay.
And lube occasionally.
Shirley Bindun.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:43, 7 replies)
It's always the samewith you men :P
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:49,
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'Fraid soand you get told off for it by someone who hasn't even decided whether to go to University yet.
/Shame
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:54,
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...speculum...(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:02, closed)
A heavy cosh and a bottle of amyl nitrateusually does the trick for me. *click*
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SpankyHanky, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:00,
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I prefer the old favourite...."does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Lads, lads, lads.Everyone knows that the best lubricant to use is her tears.
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