Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Smoking.Well, that fucking backfired, didn't it?
I'll just be off outside into the cold, then.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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But smoking makes you cool.So other people start to be like you.
Joke's on them.
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Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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Smokingalso makes your genitals grow... I have this on good authority. Signed, CEO of Benson & Hedges.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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Good authority? You mean those Chinese scientists you hired?They did really say GLOW, not grow...
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Ahh shit!So they did! Sorry - couldn't read the report properly. My iron lung keeps getting in the way.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:39,
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I don't smokeBut I frequently find that I'm not fitting in when every other bugger's standing outside puffing away!
Not that I'm going to start, mind you.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:12,
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I go with them.I've made many friends in the cathouse smoking area in glasgow despite having no light/fags.
I once met a mental american who was over here to escape a murder charge, though. Not all fun and games.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:10,
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