Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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People standing by and smiling indulgently when their child is acting like a cuntis one of my pet hates. Their child will grow up to be an even bigger cunt.
I take it upon myself to shout at them on such occasions. Doesn't make me popular but I feel it's something of a public service.
I can barely cope with nice, quiet, well-behaved children, let alone the odious spoiled little shits!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:15, 1 reply)
the best way...is to let the kid do what it wants...then calmly walk over to the smiling mother and beat the snot out of her instead.
The logic is simple: if you beat the kid, the mother will comfort him and tell him that he didn't deserve it. If she the one getting beaten (or gang-banged by hired thugs, the choice is yours), then little Junior sees that his actions have a consequence, the mother learns that letting her kid go mental has a consequence and everyone else gets a good laugh....
maybe I should give parenting lessons?
Sorry, but it's been a crappy day at work and the rage is building... :-)
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, closed)
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