Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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You'd best be more specific on what kind of sex you'd work for. :P
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, 1 reply)
Err...yesYou're probably right.
I was thinking more along the lines of the cod-Germanic porn film scenario.
"Hey Mr. Disappointed - come and clean the windows of our naughty naked girls school, then sneak in through the window and..."
But a colourful life of heavy drinking, a pretty average appendage and a deeply ingrained terror of humiliation has made me a rather poor candidate for x-factor pornstar school.
And, Mr Musuko - I'm no bigot, my brother and several of my friends are of that ilk but...not your kind of sex.
However, if the money's right....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:36,
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